OLD RINGERS — NOV. 2-17 (new)

A bawdy adult comedy about retirement, dwindling finances and phone sex

November 2-17, 2019    Saturdays @ 7:30   Sundays @ 3:00


Meet four best friends of a certain age whose friendship buoys them through life’s ups and downs. But when retirement and an economic downturn threaten their lifestyles, they scramble to find a creative solution.

One wrong phone call and encouragement from their accountant sends them on a bold new business venture. Mix in a serious-minded daughter and a local cop, and you’ve got a winning recipe for love and laughter.

Tickets:  $25 online at oldringers.brownpapertickets.com . Call 224-307-4190 for group tickets.


  • Saturday Nov 2   7:30 PM
  • Sunday   Nov 3    3:00 PM with post-show panel discussion
  • Saturday Nov 9   7:30 PM
  • Sunday Nov 10 3:00 PM with post-show panel discussion
  • Saturday Nov 16 7:30 PM
  • Sunday Nov 17 3:00 PM

Reviews from across the country

“A comedy masterpiece! Mr. Simonelli has provided a timely take on how four seniors cope with a shrinking .economy and their shrinking pocketbooks!  Go see it now!”  – Joe Franklin – Bloomberg Radio

“Go see Old Ringers to experience the lighter side of the economic downturn as told by comic playwright Joe Simonelli. Balancing obscenity with drier subjects  like social security checks, keeps the play believable but doesn’t detract from it’s raucous, crowd pleasing comedy!”  – Monterey County Weekly

“This brassy offering is anything but subtle as it raises laughter the to the rafters. – firstonlinewithfran.com

“A timely take on how five down-on-their-luck seniors try to cope with a shrinking economy and their shrinking pocketbooks by opening up a home phone sex service!”  – oregonthisweek.com

“The women spring into action and the comedy ramps up as the phone calls roll in.” – ionthevalley.com




Although there is no nudity or profanity, this play contains sexual content suitable for mature audiences.

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